Ok, what if you had a girlfriend named Jenny?
Then you could bust out mad Forrest Gump quotes.
“I may not be a smart man Jen-nay, but I know what love is.”
That would be SO money.
Also, what if there was one version of the movie Armageddon where Bruce Willis is eaten by an Alien right before he pushes the button to blow up the asteroid? And there was only one version of this movie. And only once HBO showed that version of the movie instead of the normal version fo the movie. And you saw the messed up version of the movie on HBO for the first time and you were the ONLY one who saw that version, in the whole world. And what if you went to your friends and were like, “Hey, I saw Armageddon last night. That’s messed up what happens to Bruce Willis by that Alien.” And all your friends were like, “Dude, your an idiot. First of all, that movie came out like 10 years ago, you shouldve seen it by now. Second of all, Bruce Willis totally saves the earth, you jackass.” And you get all embarrassed over being an idiot and not knowing the real ending to Armageddon, so you start buying the DVD and watching it over and over again hoping to find a DVD that has the ending you saw on it. But, since HBO burned the film after it showed it that ONE time, there is no record of that ending ever being created.
So, do you think you would eventually go crazy and end up looking like Ben Stiller at the end of “Dodgeball” sitting on your couch all day and eating buckets of chicken feeling sorry for yourself and always holding out hope that one day you will finally see the alternate ending to Armageddon once again?
if HBO showed the alternate version, you’d be able to find at least one other person who saw it.
Im just saying, suspend your disbelief for this one instance Jess, sheesh. Lets say they showed it on Easter Sunday at 4:17 in the morning and everyone else in the world was alseep. You have to assume that you are ther ONLY person who saw it. I couldnt think fo a better example….geez.
Hers one: You bought the DVD from some used movie store and then after you watched it, your house burnt down. You like that one better? You want to brun down peoples houses just so you can believe in a certain hypothetical situation? Come on Jess, just allow me this one little bending of reality to set up my crucial question….gosh!
yeah.. that sure blew my mind…………………………