July

So far, these are the things that have happened to me:

I got a job at a bar.

I got a job as a security guard.

I got a new roommate.

I got really drunk at Matt Moderski’s graduation party.

I got two new fitted hats.

I got to see a “Bright Eyes” show for free.

I got pretty good at smacking the shit out of baseballs.

I got a little fatter, because I drink for free after I work at the bar.

I got a taste for Know-Fat, the restaurant in Downtown Crossing.

I got some ill high tops from footaction.

I got a meal for free from The Beehive, because they messed up mine and Sarah’s order and then it took 1 hour and 45 minutes for two burgers.

I got addicted to green tea frappachino’s at Starbucks. (Please try them before you call me a pussy for liking frappachinos…they’re hard NOT to drink)

I got a book about Hank Aarons chase for the home run record and gained a better understanding of what Bond’s is going through now.

I started riding my bike alot.

I started taking protein after weight lifting to make me huge…and it’s working.

I got rides home from two girls I don’t really know from bars we were at late at night.

I ate half of a Flav-or-Ice box in one week.

I got a brilliant idea that I shared with some people. If you change your scent, you become a different person. Since the sense of smell is the most powerful scent in the body, by changing your scent, you are tricking yourself into believing you are a new person. It works.

I watched the “Devil Wears Prada” in a moment of weakness…and mostly because Vince from Entourage is in it.

I started helping my teacher shoot a  TV pilot for a kid’s show she and a classmate of mine created.

I grew my hair out to the point where it looks stupid.

I decided I want to date a Spanish girl at some point in my life.

I got 6 tickets to “Futures at Fenway” on August 11th. I still have a few left….anyone wanna come?

I’ll bet you didn’t hear about this

This story is the kind of news that I want reported. It’s heartwarming, personal, and so interesting that you will almost certainly read the whole article.

If I lived in Britain I would bet on myself getting a girlfriend named Jenny, and then her breaking up with me for saying Forrest Gump lines all the time.

A-Roids

Alex Rodriguez is on steroids. Why isnt anyone talking about this? I mean, hes jacking balls out of the park left and right and the only person on steriods in all of Major league baseball is Barry Bonds?  Let’s start looking at A-Rod’s tax returns and personal trainers. I think we might find something, and even if we don’t it proves that he really is that good. So grow a pair and spill the beans, A-Roid.

Think about this…it’ll blow your mind!

Ok, what if you had a girlfriend named Jenny?

Then you could bust out mad Forrest Gump quotes.

“I may not be a smart man Jen-nay, but I know what love is.”

That would be SO money.

Also, what if there was one version of the movie Armageddon where Bruce Willis is eaten by an Alien right before he pushes the button to blow up the asteroid? And there was only one version of this movie. And only once HBO showed that version of the movie instead of the normal version fo the movie. And you saw the messed up version of the movie on HBO for the first time and you were the ONLY one who saw that version, in the whole world. And what if you went to your friends and were like, “Hey, I saw Armageddon last night. That’s messed up what happens to Bruce Willis by that Alien.” And all your friends were like, “Dude, your an idiot. First of all, that movie came out like 10 years ago, you shouldve seen it by now. Second of all, Bruce Willis totally saves the earth, you jackass.” And you get all embarrassed over being an idiot and not knowing the real ending to Armageddon, so you start buying the DVD and watching it over and over again hoping to find a DVD that has the ending you saw on it. But, since HBO burned the film after it showed it that ONE time, there is no record of that ending ever being created.

So, do you think you would eventually go crazy and end up looking like Ben Stiller at the end of “Dodgeball” sitting on your couch all day and eating buckets of chicken feeling sorry for yourself and always holding out hope that one day you will finally see the alternate ending to Armageddon once again?

Final Project Thing

Final Project link.

            The project that I turned in is really a dumbed down version of my grand idea. The grand idea was far more interactive. However, due to deadlines and my lack of knowledge in Flash, I had to settle for sound slides. I had some pretty low expectations for my sound slides project, but it actually worked out beyond my wildest dreams.

            This piece could really go anywhere. The piece would probably get put on a site like espn.com, or si.com before it made is onto boston.com or anything like that, but it could easily be run as a supplement to any article about Emerson basketball. In fact, next year when they win the division thanks to the help of a 6’2” walk on senior BJ major, and boston.com runs a story about the unlikely championship, boston.com can use it if they want. I don’t know if it would really be a great piece for an espn.com or something like that, simply because I’d assume if people are on espn.com they already understand the press. I think it would be better for a piece on boston.com, because people who read the story might not understand the press.

            The audience for this piece is people who don’t understand basketball. The press is pretty easy to understand, but for those who don’t this is a 101 course in how the press works and why Emerson does it. The whole project’s audience is any one interested in Emerson athletics and anyone who likes underdog stories. I guess this project could be used as a recruiting tool by the coach because it shows what the program is all about and how the team plays.

            The other parts of the project, the ones not delivered, would really allow the user to feel like they are a part of the team. The meet the players section gives users the feeling that they are on the bench, with the team. The blog page would be especially interactive allowing the author, players, coach, fans, referees, guys on the couch, and everyone else could join in an open discussion about the team, the games, and everything else. The video diaries of the preseason, postseason and regular season would give people a history of the team and allow them to feel like they are going through the season with the team. The all access style the videos would have would allow the users to feel as though they know the players personally and really connect the user to the story.

            The research would be awesome. I say this because I believe it is every aspiring sports reporters dream to follow a team through a season. It would be like embedding a journalist on the team. It would be like that movie “Almost Famous” only for a basketball team instead of a band. For the blog part of the project, interviews would be integrated daily from conversations with the players. The blog part of this project is really what allows the user to immerse themselves in the story. Being embedded would allow the tone of the player bios to be more on key with who the players really are. 

            Producing the entire piece would be a challenge mainly because making websites is not in any area of my expertise. Gathering all the media would not be terribly hard, it would just take a long time. To do this project correctly, I would have to do the interviews and bio part way early on in the season. That way I could get up at least three parts of the site. The bios/interviews section would have to be completed in early September and be ready for editing/ being put up shortly thereafter. The Defensive Press part of the project would also need to be up and running by the time the season starts. The video diaries of the preseason, regular season, and post season could be updated weekly, and that would actually be a good way to continue to draw clicks to the site. However, at the end of the season, I would just combine the best sound bites and video and make a “highlight tape” for each time. The blog would go up early as well. It would be the easiest to maintain and be updated daily, if not more. One specific production problem I would have would be finding a program to help me create the whole site, and finding someone to make my flash dream come true. I really wanted there to be a court with X’s and O’s on it. The O’s start with the ball out of bounds under the hoop. The user would click where they want the ball to be passed to and based on where they click, the X’s and O’s would move and the ball would be passed in, intercepted and a small video would come up of the coach explaining what happens when the ball goes there and why. This looks so good in my dreams. I don’t know if flash could even handle it though, because I want to allow the user to click anywhere on the court and I don’t know if the program would allow for all the probable places someone could click.

 The planning of the flash part would have to be done with someone who really knows what flash can and can’t do. The rest of the team for this project would really be minimal. I could really handle getting all the video and editing it as well as maintaining the blog and updating the weekly videos. The only help I would need is someone to do the logistics of the web technology. I would also need somewhere to get wireless in the gym during the playoffs to keep a running diary of games. Other than that, this story could easily be done by a one man team, with help from some web people…sometimes. It would really be extensive, and really be time consuming, but I think it would be really fun, and in the end, really rewarding. Really.

Ohhh I almost forgot…

I’m sure you’ve all heard of this, but it scares me. It’s a video game where you live out your life. It’s called Second-life. It combines all the virtual reality of the Internet; myspace, AIM, WoW, etc. You create a profile of yourself (i.e. Myspace), then you use an avatar to make a virtual being that can interact with all the other ones on a virtual continent, (WoW) and then you go around talking and interacting with other virtual people (AIM).

This is ludacris. There are also maketplaces where real people use their virtual selves to sell virtual items, food stuffs and virtual tools for example, to other virtual people for REAL MONEY! Are you serious??? People are paying REAL MONEY to live a VIRTUAL life. I can’t believe it.

Since you have to maintain your character, it makes sense that you would have to buy food stuffs or whatever, but how can the over 5 million people using the site actually spend REAL MONEY on a virtual character. What can they possibly get out of it???? I am baffled. I think this is the worst thing to happen to civilization. Having access to a full interactive virtual world makes worldly skills unnecessary and breeds a culture of socially inept people. It allows us to keep our blinders on to the goings-on of the world. What better way to change the world than go onto your computer and make yourself some virtual pizza? I mean, I have seen people completely taken over by WoW. Their social life completely ends, but not just that. Their sense of responsibility is completely shattered. I can only imagine that this will bring the same results.

That being said, I think this will take off. There are enough rich, suburban kids with nothign to do all day to make this a hit. I also think there is an untepped market in selling virtual pizza to people. I’m sure you can make millions.

Best-Buy has actually opened up a secondlife.com help station. You can go into a virtual Best-Buy, with your virtual character and ask questions about computers, or Secondlife, or anything really. It’s scary.

New Youtube! ?

On Cnet there was also a link to a new website that Will Ferrell reportedly started up. It’s called www.funnyordie.com. It’s like Youtube, only you rate the video’s and then the ones with bad ratings get taken off the site. Some of them are funny, but so far, I’ve mostly seen stupid ones. Check it out. The one with Will Ferrell is pretty funny.

Web 2.0

There was an expo in San Fransisco about “Web 2.0.” I couldn’t tell you what that means, but this article presented a certain part of it. It was talking about how google has created a documents and spreadsheets application you can use through GMail, and how it is obviously a slap in the face for Microsoft, even thought google denies this. The article got to the heart of the issue quickly, obviously using inverted triangle methods of writing. The one huge lacking part of it was how it didn’t define Web 2.0. There was an article about what was on exhibit at the expo, but no where in either article was a definition of Web 2.0.

The only place I found a definition was on Wikipedia. According to Tim O’Reilly  “Web 2.0 is the business revolution in the computer industry caused by the move to the internet as platform, and an attempt to understand the rules for success on that new platform.”

Makes sense. It would be so much easier if they woul’ve told me that though.

CNET pays my taxes

This article is awesome. It leads to what I think the perfect online news page has. It has multimedia, with text and video. It has a short paragraph with the basic gist of the section. Then, it has links to all the mini stories within the story. There are reviews, pictures, downloads, all there to make your job easier. I love it. It is 100% usability accessible.

What I am extra mad CNET is not reporting on is how crappy my OnDemand is getting. It got so bad I called comcast tonight to try and straighten things out with them and they told me that all the OnDemands in Boston are messed up. Shouldn’t Comcast fix them then? I mean seriously. Why isn’t anyone covering this story? I want to watch the new Entourage!

Kent Wins

This is the game I was playing in class. It is extremly hard/aggrivating. I coulndt beat the level with green and stairs. If you can….please do

I am updating this post 26 hours and 36 minutes after it was origonally posted. I have beaten that level. I am in Phildelphia. For breakfast I ate these things: 1 philly cheesesteak, 1 hlaf of a piece of pizza, on half of a philly soft pretzel, and a kit kat blizzard from dairy queen.

New Update: Finishing that day off I ate 4 more cheesesteaks all from different places. All in all I think Jim’s is the best, then Ishkabibble’s, then Pat’s, then Abner’s, then Geno’s.